is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
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youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
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So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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