Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
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We talked him into tasing himself.
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
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By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
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