I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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