It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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