So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
Have you ever wanted to murder the Sun? To bring the life-giving fusion reactor to a bitter end because of the sheer agony it brings to your eyes as it keeps you awake. And for waking the birds. Fuck birds.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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