i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
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Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
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Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.