Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
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Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
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I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year