WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
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He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.