clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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