We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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