I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
Randomize
