I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
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Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
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I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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