I feel like I'm in dance class right now
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
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plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
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Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
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