the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
there is puke in my bra ... again
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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