he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
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She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
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Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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