before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
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