I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
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I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
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How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
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