Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
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Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
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It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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