So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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