Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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