I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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