what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
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I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
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the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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