my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
Randomize
