i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
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Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
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He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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