I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
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All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
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It was like getting head from an anaconda
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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