big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
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