How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
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this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
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He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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