I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
My liver just had a heart attack.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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