No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
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maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
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I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
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