took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
You drew a lightning bolt on your eye and stomach in eye liner and made me sing Poker face with you in harmonies. I never knew you were still a music major when you were drunk.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related