Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
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2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
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Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS