Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
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its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
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we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.