im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
I just had sex on a roof
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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