Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
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Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
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I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
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