so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
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Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
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guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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