Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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