Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
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