I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
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