Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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