Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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