Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
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Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
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I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
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