Rock
Scissors
Fuck
Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
Randomize
