i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
time to smoke my breakfast
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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