apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
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