Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
Holy shit dude........stairs
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
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