what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
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Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
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Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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