I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
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If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
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I just threw up in the bathroom next to the zebra exhibit. The kids don't know I skipped a beat. Best nanny, ever.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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