we're blogging at a bar
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
the hot woman interviewing me is reading jokes off the back of laffy taffy.... I'm getting laid and possibly a job
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
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He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
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I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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