Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
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I just commented on the education level of his penis.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
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Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
He's the first man I've met that knows more about Harry Potter than I do. He shops at Goodwill and has a Game of Thrones cookbook in his apartment. This is my soulmate.
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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