My brain says no but my pants say off.
It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
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if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
why do cheetos always look like penises
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
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he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
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