There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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