PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
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dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
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even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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