we're blogging at a bar
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
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