I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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