he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
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