I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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