he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
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