They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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