Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
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