Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Please, let me fuck your mom
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
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Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
3 things I learned last night: 1.) I'm not as light as I used to be. 2.) Sex on the roof of a convertible is a really bad idea. 3.) The hospital now has super glue pens for sealing minor cuts instead of stitches!
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I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
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