Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.