it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
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